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junjouprince:

more of this nonsense aka harurin

11 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |4,282 notes

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

11 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |19,421 notes
11 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |353 notes

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

12 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |5,890 notes

himym meme | nine recurring gags
telepathic convos

12 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |21,630 notes
12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |355,821 notes
pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

pmon3y69:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun

15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |317,339 notes
kathuon:

LOL

kathuon:

LOL

15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |14,878 notes

parent simulator 2k14

parent: get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job
me: I have a job now
parent: cool get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat
me: can u back off for like five mins
parent: OHHHHH OHHH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD WOW WOW. NICE.
15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |1,351 notes
hclark70:

*snores*

hclark70:

*snores*

15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |303 notes